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The humid glow of a sunset filtered through the grimy windows of “Curios & Sundries,” a cluttered little shop Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes had stumbled upon in a forgotten corner of…

Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes knew he couldn’t just call the Islamorada Sheriff’s office and claim telepathic dolphins warned him of a murder plot on a yacht. He needed proof, tangible and…

The scent of salt, sun-baked asphalt, and diesel fumes was a familiar balm to Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes as he drove his beat-up SUV down the Overseas Highway towards Islamorada. After…

The humid embrace of the Big Cypress forest was a familiar comfort to Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes. He’d set up a temporary camp at Bear Island Campground, deep in the preserve’s…

The call came in just as Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes was contemplating the existential dread of lukewarm coffee and the unsettling glow of his EMF reader. A semi-truck, reportedly “out of…

Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes found himself staring intently at a rather alarming epidemiological study. The headline screamed: “Link Between Toxoplasmosis Exposure, Risky Behavior in Motorcyclists, and Increased Aggression in Soccer Players.”…

The Everglades smoldered, a vast, scarred landscape of ash and charred cypress. The air hung heavy with the acrid smell of burnt vegetation, a stark contrast to the usual humid…

Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes, ever the resourceful (and occasionally reckless) investigator, found himself bobbing gently in the turquoise waters off Pompano Beach. The glint of the Florida sun on the surface…

The insistent ringing of Monty’s flip phone sliced through the humid Fort Lauderdale air, jarring him from a particularly intense re-examination of Professor Alistair Finch-Nunya-Smythe’s theories on the vibrational frequencies…

The sheer size and unnerving behavior of the eels in the Everglades had burrowed under Monty’s skin like a stubborn chigger. They weren’t just large; there was a deliberate quality…