The Grove’s Grief: Monty and the Silent Orchard Blight
Back on the mainland, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes traded the salt spray of Key West for the sticky heat and pervasive sweetness of Central Florida’s citrus country. He had received a…
The Coral’s Echo: Monty’s Call to Action and the Siren’s Song
Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes returned from his nighttime excursion with Dr. Elena Vargas, his mind reeling. The mermaid’s lament, so full of sorrow and raw power, had done more than just…
Monty and the Mermaid’s Lament: A Key West Mystery
After the surreal encounters in the Everglades and a bizarre run-in with fairies at a Ren Faire, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes sought refuge in a place where the weirdness was not…
Fae in the Faire: Monty’s Renaissance Run-In
After the mind-bending discovery of the alien shrine beneath the Florida swamp, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes needed a break from the cosmic and the cryptid. He craved the mundane, the human,…
The Sinkhole’s Secret: Monty Finds an Ancient Alien Shrine in the Glades
The Everglades, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes had long since concluded, was a place where layers of reality peeled back and overlapped. It was a land of ancient secrets and modern absurdities,…
Monty’s Message in the Mangroves: A Paywalled Plea to a Hairy Influencer
Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes, ever the strategist, hunched over his typewriter (yes, he still preferred the tactile clickety-clack), crafting his latest piece for the local paper. His goal was delicate: to…
Skunkape Streams Live: Monty and the Accidental Influencer
Back in the familiar, humid embrace of Fort Lauderdale, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes was attempting to catch up on his neglected email. Amongst the usual barrage of blurry Bigfoot photos and…
Across the Frozen Veil: Kramatorsk, the Cats’ Compass, and a Transcendent Journey
The sight of Marco Crossity in Kramatorsk hung heavy in the air, a silent question mark hovering over the already surreal situation. Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes knew that Crossity’s presence rarely…
Whispers in the Trenches, Feline Frontlines, and a Kramatorsk Kettle Surprise
The encounter with the Hut on Chicken Legs left Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes with a chilling understanding: the Baba Yaga was not just a myth. Her presence in the war-torn landscape…
The Hut on Chicken Legs: Monty and the Baba Yaga’s War
The call that pulled Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes from the humid embrace of South Florida to the stark, snow-dusted forests of Eastern Europe was unlike any he’d received before. It came…