Monty and the Mermaid’s Lament: A Key West Mystery
After the surreal encounters in the Everglades and a bizarre run-in with fairies at a Ren Faire, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes sought refuge in a place where the weirdness was not…
Fae in the Faire: Monty’s Renaissance Run-In
After the mind-bending discovery of the alien shrine beneath the Florida swamp, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes needed a break from the cosmic and the cryptid. He craved the mundane, the human,…
The Sinkhole’s Secret: Monty Finds an Ancient Alien Shrine in the Glades
The Everglades, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes had long since concluded, was a place where layers of reality peeled back and overlapped. It was a land of ancient secrets and modern absurdities,…
Monty’s Message in the Mangroves: A Paywalled Plea to a Hairy Influencer
Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes, ever the strategist, hunched over his typewriter (yes, he still preferred the tactile clickety-clack), crafting his latest piece for the local paper. His goal was delicate: to…
Skunkape Streams Live: Monty and the Accidental Influencer
Back in the familiar, humid embrace of Fort Lauderdale, Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes was attempting to catch up on his neglected email. Amongst the usual barrage of blurry Bigfoot photos and…
Across the Frozen Veil: Kramatorsk, the Cats’ Compass, and a Transcendent Journey
The sight of Marco Crossity in Kramatorsk hung heavy in the air, a silent question mark hovering over the already surreal situation. Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes knew that Crossity’s presence rarely…
Whispers in the Trenches, Feline Frontlines, and a Kramatorsk Kettle Surprise
The encounter with the Hut on Chicken Legs left Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes with a chilling understanding: the Baba Yaga was not just a myth. Her presence in the war-torn landscape…
The Hut on Chicken Legs: Monty and the Baba Yaga’s War
The call that pulled Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes from the humid embrace of South Florida to the stark, snow-dusted forests of Eastern Europe was unlike any he’d received before. It came…
Hurricane Hijinks and the Surfing Skunk Ape: A Tale of Wind and Cryptids
The weather forecast for South Florida wasn’t just bad; it was biblical. Hurricane Zorba, a Category 4 behemoth, was barreling toward the coast. For Montgomery Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes, this wasn’t just…
Garden of Green Glare: Monty, Mystic Lizards, and a Shamanic Snag
The call came in, as many unusual calls do, on a Tuesday morning, interrupting Monty Tiberius Beauregard-Hayes’s meticulous review of Percival’s “Afterlife Arsenal” invoices. The voice on the other end…